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Very Punny!


  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
  • A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
  • Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
  • A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
  • An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
  • Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
  • I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
  • I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  • Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"