You might be in education if...
  • You believe the staff room should have a Valium lick
  • You find humor in other peoples' stupidity
  • You want to slap the next person who says 'Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free'.
  • You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
  • You believe 'Shallow gene pool' should have its own box on the report card.
  • When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to children and correct their behavior.
  • When you mention 'vegetable' and you're not talking about a food group.
  • You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
  • You wonder how some parents ever managed to reproduce.
  • You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
  • You really encourage an obnoxious parents to check into charter schools or home schooling.
  • You can't have children of your own because there is no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
  • Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question 'Why is this kid like this?'