Entry #101
I just discovered that the last entry was #100. I can't believe this is the 101st time I had a bunch of nothing to say, and decided to spend time typing it.
BRIAN GO AWAY! STOP READING THIS you big slackard!
In honor of Brian FORGETTING about practice last night, here is a list of ways he can remember important events (like Brucie concert practices, etc.).
- Wrap a string around a finger, pull it really tight. Then when your finger loses blood, festers, and falls off, you will remember to come to practice. RECOMMENDATION: Use a finger on your left hand.
- Set your alarm clock for 6:30pm, that will give you enough time to get in your yuppiemobile and arrive at rehearsal on time
- Tape a dollar to your forehead. That will remind you to come to rehearsal (and pay that outrageous dollar parking fee)
- Pay Jan and Gene a dollar to call and remind you every hour on the hour.
- Write yourself a note on your hand in thick permanent black marker. You will soon begin to associate that marker smell with rehearsal, and then all it will take is a whiff of the marker to remind you to show up for practice.
- Tape a reminder note to your loafers.
- Tape a reminder note to any place (or person) you tend to look at a lot (mirrors don't count!)
- Think of what it would be like to have Gene and Jan cover your lead parts, then hightail it to rehearsal really fast in sheer terror of the idea.
- Remember that is an honor and a privgelage to play in Brucie's band, and remember that sick guilty feeling you felt when Todd called to remind you about the rehearsal you were missing!
Laugh, Brian, all in fun!!!!
