Happy Dad's Day!
I call it Dad's day...I never call my dad 'Father' - that's what I'd call a priest or someone I am formal with. No formalities allowed with Dad!!!! IN honor of dad's Day, here's a list of why MY dad is cooler than yours 
- My dad has a really zany sense of humor. He laughs a lot, and always has something funny (or punny) to say!
- My dad knows ALL sorts of useful(less) facts and info that will astound you. Just mention any topic, and I bet he will know some cool fact about it.
- My dad knos LOTS of words. Big words, small words, some of the most obscure words that even Noah Webster has to look up. He knows what they mean, how to correctly use them in a sentence, and even knows how to pronounce them! What's especially cool is that when he comes across a nifty new word, he files it away for future use...brings out that word at just the right time (usually when i am nowhere near a dictionary!).
- My dad can fix ANYTHING, and I do mean ANYTHING. Metal, plastic, paper, wood, mental - he can fix it! Plus, he usually has it done in record time. If he can't fix it, he knows just how to make a replacement that works better and has nicer features.
- My dad can make ANYTHING. Need a tack box that fits your saddle just so? How about a rack that holds upside-down Culligan water jugs for drumming? Or a truck console that holds a Taco Bell Large cup and a Diet Pepsi can perfectly? How about a contraption to hold a 50-gallon drum of water sideways on a truck bed? Can't forget about an entire interior furnishing of a bare aluminum horse trailer. Or 50 stall plaques, cut and packaged...tomorrow?
- My dad loves my mom, after 50+ years, and they helped teach me what real love is. Now that's cool!
